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Top Ten Coming Home-Kit for Your Prodigal Prisoner

December 17, 2019 by Russell Wardlow Leave a Comment

In no specific order, besides the first one!

1.Box of Skittles – as if there’s something greater in life?!

2.Basket of Grapes- food of the Gods, level up!

3.Crate of Wine-it’s a lifestyle change, WayofLife-style! tip, sip!

4. Custom Shower Head – rainfall rainforest! Close your eyes and imagine! water pressure and filtered water is so underrated!

5. Custom Mattress/MyPillow – my sleep took years off me, I need peace not pain in my slumber

6. Bath Kit – never know you needed a bath, til I couldn’t have one, bubble, salt, milk w.e.!

7. Chiropractor Appointment – get the kinks out, it will hurt SO GOOD

8.Prostate Exam – freedom with surprise news of cancer or dysfunctions is no freedom at all!

9. Colonoscopy – system cleanse detox and reset, uh duh!

10.Massage/Spa parlor – to be taken care of exfoliated and decompressed sounds a lot like sex to the senses!

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Prose of a Con is a collection of Russell Wardlow’s prose and poetry written entirely behind bars. Through writings on family, spirituality, freedom, love, justice, redemption, and vulnerability, Russell seeks to show the humanity and hope of individuals like himself who are incarcerated.

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