FITNESS- I mean in prison we take care of ourselves for the most part, clean, organized, we’re preserved, with all those keto and kale lifestyles, we have the kilometer lifestyle, weights have their way of sculpting and bulging the body in more desirable ways. Testosterone and Vitality will be at the max, after the first round of course, if you picking up what I’m putting down!
TRANSPARENCY- we live with our worst all out there, we have the elephants in the room being rode by our skeletons out of a wide open closet, no surprises, no sending our representative selves, no false advertisement, what u see before u get is more than you’ll ever know before an average first date
emotional availability-people are finding and reinventing themselves, trying to heal from their own scars by facing them daily, that vulnerability is found and explored on another level when a woman is involved because emotions aren’t a party topic on the yard, so you get the real tears from a Man, Wooo!
DEPTH-in prison that shallow shit is less existent, who are we to be so choosy and picky, plus we get a chance to know someone’s depth before appearance and sexual performance which is the true essence of love and relationships. Let’s be real, most people are surface dwellers, but us in prison learn from experience that it’s what’s beneath that counts, so bring your flaws, scars, and all!
SECURITY-if you at a grocery store and a dude comes up to you like, “what up ma” all you gotta say is my boyfriend just got home from doing ten plus years in prison, then he says, “goodbye ma” nuff said/ I mean I used to be that guy that stayed away from all dudes out of prison and their women and I don’t scare easy, I’m just not stupid. Men from prison are protective of what’s theirs, so being a prized possession is a plus, because no one steals from us inside or else, so damn sure not outside!
FORGIVENESS/UNDERSTANDING-we understand people have a past and have shame and guilt, we live in it daily, so you are able to have the release and heal with a kindred spirit that truly gets it, the weight of judgement isn’t a light load, we know how to forgive because we live to be forgiven, umm vulnerability is the new pheromones!
GPS-you always know where he is, and fear no competition, women aren’t plentiful here so no weekend sexcapades or surprise pregnancies. Loyalty is almost a given, all you have to do is pick up the phone, visit, or write back!
LISTENER-the world is so distracting right now, you get someone that has the luxury of being able to stop and be attentive and learn who you really are and help you figure even more of yourself out, you have men that not only listen, but actually wants to listen! Priceless! That shit is groundbreaking!
TRAINABLE-if all men are dogs, then at least we’re in a kennel and trainable before you take us home. I mean if the world can have all these lost, hurt dog commercials that make you wanna spend your money and take them home, then do a slow motion biopic on me and my environment, and I can make you just as sad and be all the more respectful, grateful and loyal to you too if you choose me and take me home! I don’t mind being trained, who I was at first obviously didn’t work out, cheers to new things!
DRIVE-we have creativity, we’ve fantasized and dreamed and found passion and sparked ideas in order to have a chance at a better life, in order to start over, all that takes time and planning, will, dedication, perseverance, reserve, strength, patience, spirit, faith, belief…we can help rejuvenate your energy, drive is infectious, lost and forgotten dreams become realized and seeked once again in the name of love, Prison Love!
ROMANCE-We have all the time to think of everything you say, the signs you give, trust me we see all the signs and remember more dates and moments than usual so we can create a display of love specifically catered to you. It’s the small things that we master and that count, so we’re creative with how we express our love and the things we say, whether in drawings and hand made cards, romantic, sensual, and deep letters, singing on the phone, and Prison Poetry(ehh mhm! bias admitted) is second to none! So imagine the effort that will be put in making you feel special when we’re home! You know how a man acts when he messed up and wants forgiveness knowing he’s in the dog house? Well that’s our normal! Can’t beat that! If someone expresses love better than a prisoner, then what the hell are you doing reading this?! You messing up!
Ha! No wonder the prison penpal and prison business is boomin! The Good in the Bad, ProseofaCon
Case made! Mic drop! So are we a catch or what?! Instagram Prison Version of “The Bachelor” coming soon!
Disclaimer: does NOT apply to ALL, but then again, what does?